Potions
Mercy pixel art
Pixel Art: Life is Strange girls
fifteen kids in the backyard drinking wine
The human body with calories is like an RPG player with potions. “But what if I need it later?” it asks, storing fat.
Therapists are just…. Common sense filters
Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t
Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together
Me:
Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.
Me:
Me: what
Hi kids, if you aren’t sure if your crush is gay, ask them to sit with you. If they sit like this, they’re probably gay.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.